What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:30

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
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Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.