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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:30

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do some women alter their faces by so-called cosmetic surgeries (on their eyes, cheeks, lips, chin, jaw) that making them look like Donald Duck or puffy aliens, while for most men these unnatural facial changes are ridiculous or even disgusting?

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Is there a type of function where every point has exactly one tangent line passing through it? If yes, what is this type of function called?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Have you ever been forced into bestiality?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

Is it okay if I am not interested to talk to any of my relatives as I saw the real faces in my brother's marriage as none of them helped us rather were a kind of disappointment and were talking bad?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How could NASA possibly land on the moon when it's impossible to reach the moon through the Earth's dome? Why are they making up such an obvious lie?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Trump says 'it's possible' US gets involved in Israel-Iran conflict - ABC News

Dr No

-”She is very sexyful!”

Diamonds Are Forever

Why does Christianity push reconciliation after a partner cheats? Mine had a 7-year affair with someone half my age. He cheated and lied. He is not the same to me.

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.